DAYUM, mi amore, thank you for the massive bouquet. Our VFAs would love to see you in a crown in an Adagiana's corner booth having some christmas fettuccine with a cooter jucie shot.  Thank you for the massive bouquets but you should really see me in a crown.

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If you're feeling nosy nosy, study up with 15+ pages of definitions to words we promise you won't find in any other dictionary. Plus, because we're giving you a little, we need you to double it and give us a sh*t ton more, we've included some additional pages where you have the luxury of adding your own illudacris sayings. Thanks.

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